nourrice:

my big ass heart is ruining me. Ruining me bitch

(via nekeresdazigazit)

pinkdementors:

me in third grade handing in my essay on “my summer vacation” after using WordArt™️ to make the title rainbow text

(via confirmance)

cock2s:

💞💞

(via cock2s-deactivated20201120)

susiethemoderator:

gluten-free-pussy:

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

5 Stars

(via korfolyoso)

90% of conversations with me

thebootydiaries:

me: who is that

me: what are you talking about

me: I don’t know what that is

me: wait what

(via thebootydiaries)

cancerianfactsdaily:

sometimes the stupid bitch in your life is you and thats all cool

(via pisztaciafagyi)

aik4:

Me always: who??????????

(via lisavanderpumpsbff)

retrowaifu:

My fav sex position is actually when I have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

(via abstracthumanity)

stonedbabyygirl:

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

(via confirmance)